29 Stupendous Starter Packs to Start Your Sorry Day With

Some people have just got way too much time on their hands, and thank the gods for that. Sifting through all these Starterpacks has restored our general faith in humanity's ability to be innovative, creative, and consistent. Seriously… respect. Some people just pull 'em off in a way that does the subject justice. If you've been scouring the internet (more specifically Reddit) for a while now, you'll know of the subreddit that exists for the sole purpose of creating Startpacks. There were a few that were so wild that we were slightly surprised weren't reported, but hey – free speech, right? 

 

There's a little something here for everyone. Quick spoiler – if you're a Midwestern dude or babe, you're gonna find quite a few you'll relate to. Heck, if you're over the age of 30 you'll most likely relate to most of them. There were a few that made us feel personally attacked. Scroll down to judge people's impeccable skills, or just sift through for a good relatable laugh. If you wanna check out some pics that prove that expectation doesn't always necessarily line up with reality, click here.

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  • 01

    Am definitely not awake at 2 am rn Starter Pack

    Mouth - NESCAFE ORIGINAL 3in1 Complete Coffee Mix DIC Alarm set for 2 hours and 44 minutes from now. (+) Add alarm www
    via u/Alarid
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  • 02

    Parties in your 30's Starter Pack

    Product - Parties in your 30's Starter Pack well lit conversations: take shoes off at the door music at a quiet level everyone leave at 11pm I'm the only drunk one BUD LIGHT noo LIGHT Lite
    via u/CheeseSeason
  • 03

    Matches that always happen at the WC Starter Pack

    Footwear - Matches that always happens at the WC starterpack Brazil vs Mexico Belgium vs Russia Argentina vs Nigeria ID Portugal vs Uraguay
    via u/RoadmenInc
  • 04

    All the great things you can buy with your Reddit karma Starter Pack

    Brown - All the great things you can buy with your reddit karma starterpack
    via u/big_macaroons
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  • 05

    Working class children's supper Starter Pack

    Food - working class children's supper starterpack Sto GOING THAT EXTRA MILE M Coca-Cola
    via u/s1nset
  • 06

    Kid destroying their Christmas gifts after a couple of hours Starter Pack

    Product - KID destroying their christmas gifts after a couple of hours Starterpack The kid Mixed clay after 10 minutes Modelling Clay The gifts Always happen Kid just tried to change the battery
    via u/Mayoonpizza1
  • 07

    Your media feed after you watched one single motivational video Starter Pack

    Forehead - Your media feed after you watched one single motivational video Starter Pack MILLIONAIRE THE MAKING-
    via u/AssHassle
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  • 08

    Middle aged teacher in high school Starter Pack

    Wheel - Middle aged teacher in high school starter pack HELLO I AM.. DIVORCED Tells the story of his divorce EXPO EXPO can be angry one second and then can be calm the next.
    via u/Gael1756
  • 09

    Burnt out teacher Starter Pack

    Product - Burnt out high school art teacher starter pack "I know none of you want to be here, neither do " Report Card At "Come on guys, please don't steal the kneaded erasers" "Okay class, we're doing a collage today since none of you have any artistic ability."
    via u/Sirpotatusofpotato
  • 10

    Thanksgiving with (my) family Starter Pack

    Product - Thanksgiving with (my) family Paper plates cause nobody likes dishes Cooler full Of drinks Kids playing football Distant Relatives/Family Friends Vou never see Unnecessary Amount of Dry Rolls Uncle/Grandpa watching football
    via u/EntertainmentQuick47
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  • 11

    Early 2000s suburban kid Starter Pack

    Product - those shirts with one stripe 329 30*00 blink-182 O SUM AX "Your mom!"
    via u/s1nset
  • 12

    First week of brace Starter Pack

    Food - FIRST WEEK OF BRACES STARTER PACK TRYING TO CHEW ONCE WILL RESULT IN THE WORST PAIN KNOWN TO MAN TRUI Tor TYLENOL
    via u/Coolights
  • 13

    'This is not a good time of year to quit drinking... Maybe next month' Starter Pack

    Food - RTHEA iSt HAPPY NEW YEAR This Is Not a Good Time of Year To Quit Drinking... Maybe Next Month starterpack SPRIMEUR
    via u/Mayoonpizza1
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  • 14

    My roommate Starter Pack

    Product - my roommate starter pack dirty dishes in the sink and cabinets the bathroom the couch too even his desk
    via u/Ll42h
  • 15

    Early 2000's Mac Starter Pack

    Product - BIG VEN 10 Early 2000's mac Starter Pack McDonald's PLAYPLACE 9089 SUPER WEL TH KAPWING
    via u/khaliliiiov_1997
  • 16

    'People who always say they have no idea why they feel so tired' Starter Pack

    Food - "People who always say they have no idea why they feel so tired" Starter Pack Stay up late on the phone Only eat these Past age of 30yo WALKER Cheese & Onig VORKIE Munci Munchies Rolon S 1700F Ho Toffee Cre 3:59 Or just stay up late Drinking overnight
    via u/Spidey_Petey
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  • 17

    'The american dream' Starter Pack

    Font - Stock "The American dream" starter pack Living in a suburb Living in this Oldest son plays soccer,football, or baseball. A+ Oldest son gets straight As Family is stable Having three kids made with mematic Possessing three of these Going on vacation here every year Minu Owing this dog an naming it "Bailey, "Duke", or "Max". Going to a megachurch every Sunday Doing this every Saturday Slapping this everywhere
    via u/Lynxgod4
  • 18

    The oblivious pedestrian at night Starter Pack

    Wheel - Bonus points if wearing earphones and not paying attention to surroundings Wearing all black, including head covering while walking on the road Ninja Cyclist oncoming your way, and of course not using the bike lane Jaywalks across poorly lit street made with mematic Usually not visible until within regular headlight view Never heard of reflective clothes Accident scene waiting to happen Huge pain in the ass in rural areas and parts that aren't lit at all, and when they walk on the edge o
    via u/moshedman85
  • 19

    Average Gen Z Starter Pack

    Motor vehicle - Kid's these days starterpack Has hair Is always wearing a Only listens to popular bands like this leather jacket like Kid's on The Block and Kris Kross on their Walkman's Really wanted this for Christmas NINTENDO Is always on the internet Windows 95 Said slang like "radical" Parent's wouldn't let them and "tubular" listen to this album NWA Is constantly disrespecting President Clinton obfim THIHAT AXENTE "STRAIGHT OUTA COMPTON
    via u/Intelligent_Dumbass_
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  • 20

    Pizza place that you went to as a kid Starter Pack

    Tire - BIO Rich European family starter pack At least one child pushed against their will to play expensive sports Skiing in the alps several times a year Both parents have master's degrees Ø Never eats fast food FŐ Extreme endurance sports cervela Only public transport taken is the metro Kids formally educated in music Toddlers in designer clothes Penthouse apartment in historical city centre and a weekend home in historic suburb RACISM Only cooks food from here || CARS
    via u/hamtod
  • 21

    Sweet release Starter Pack

    Product - Deals you'll love! Frequently Bought Together Ladder $147.78 ***** (796) Toaster $37.99 ***** (1647) Rope $10.43 Bath Tub $432.77 ***** (43)
    via u/killwayne
  • 22

    Red Mammals Starter Pack

    Ecoregion - "Red" Mammals Starterpack Red squirrel Am I colorblind? Red kangaroo Yup, that's brown Red ruffed demur Definitely brown Red panda Grayish brown at best Red wolf
    via u/Flrg808
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  • 23

    The 1980s Starter Pack

    Product - Big glasses Big hair Big shoulders THE 1980's Wood paneling Wood TVs Wood kitchen appliances Floral sheets Floral curtains that weren't over windows for some reason
    via u/Chibears85
  • 24

    The REAL Texas Starter Pack

    Tire - The REAL Texas Starter Pack Spagett Risking your life every time you drive H-E-B Oh god why do I have to get on the highway to go five minutes down the road Dry, hot, and flat Trees = shrubs The exact same house, in the exact same neighborhood
    via u/CopernicusSnail
  • 25

    We all know one...(Starter Pack)

    Automotive parking light - The "guy you went to high school with and can somehow afford to live in LA as a freelance photographer" starter pack отто
    via u/kthatch1138
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  • 26

    Things with no tangible value Starter Pack

    Cartoon - CREACO Beecity.app 019807 SAARE -t-ell
    via u/Mimamo001
  • 27

    The Lovely State of Texas Starter Pack

    Food - Killer Tex Mex The best gas station on a road trip to make a stop at Did I mention Mexican food? Killer ass BBQ- Come at me other states Scenic landscapes
    via u/Ahandhnejsbwhbee
  • 28

    sigma male grindset Starter Pack

    Hairstyle - Sigma male grindset starter pack ROGAN WAKE UP AT 4:00M GO TO WORK GO TO WORK GO TO WORK GO TO WORK GO TO WORK GO TO WORK GO TO WORK GO TO WORK CO TO WORK GO TO WORK GO TO WORK Go To WORK GO TO WORK 2n To WORK "PERSISTENCE IS VERY IMPORTANT. YOU SHOULD NOT GIVE UP UNLESS YOU ARE FORCED TO GIVE UP." Elon Musk based "we are not the same"
    via u/meminglulu
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  • 29

    The 1970s Starter Pack

    Glasses - 1 The 1970's LED ZEPPELI Big goofy glasses S INFLATION Tucked in t-shirts Crime Urban Decay Price of oil اسر
    via u/Public_Basil_4416

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